Today dear readers I plan to take you on a journey, please
try to keep up as the random thoughts bouncing through my head go splat when
they escape through my fingers and hit the screen. Dad, I apologize now for the
lack of transitions in what is to come…..this will not resemble those rules of
writing taught in High School English. I am going free form here…………Buckle your
seat belts folks and enjoy the ride.
This magical mystery tour begins with a glimpse into my
psyche; or not……..maybe that will come later.
I am a very patient man, but there are times when said
patience runs out, and then I am in the boat I sit in today. DO NOT make me ask
my questions a THIRD time! Or is it the fourth?!?! The level of scatology these
tests will be is directly related to you knowing the answers and communicating
them to me. Soon the bovine excrement of the male persuasion that is your
excuse will make contact with the rotating turbine thereby ensuring we have
scattered scat splattered flat on the wall.
When Little Red Riding Hood saw the Big Bad Wolf, was it the
same Wolf that the Bacon Trio played house with?
Instead of “The Man” demanding we all carry a tracking
device, we now pay extra to ensure it also lets him read our email, know what
songs we like, and see what we told our “friends on Facebook” we had for
dinner.
If one plus one is two. And if two plus two is four. What is
four plus four? ............... eight, Geez!
If you’re halfway through a book and go see the movie, does
it ruin the ending for the book or the beginning for the movie?
Tomorrow is November 16. That is 39 days before Christmas.
Go ahead, check my math, I’ll wait. Ok? Good. So WHY Santa is coming tomorrow
in the parade here in Winnipeg? NOT YET!!!! At least wait until December
please. Gaaaaah!!
That-is-All
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