Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Lemonaide??? Not a Chance......


When life gives you lemons, grab a few and chuck them at innocent passers-by so they can have a lemon filled day just like you. Aim for the good spots (e.g. head, crotch, face) and cause as much bruising as possible. If they don’t pick up the lemons themselves, go do it and throw them again and keep at it until they are too soft and gushed up to throw well any longer.

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