Top 10 signs the Head of NASA is NUTS:
10.Before each liftoff, he licks the launch pad
9.Commutes to work in the Lunar Rover
8.Freaked out when he heard GM was closing Saturn
7.Takes his coffee with two sugars and a splash of rocket fuel
6.Wants to rename headquarters "
5.Hasn't removed his space helmet since 1996
4.Wants to rename Venus "Derek"
3.Announced he wants to fake another moon landing by 2015
2.Put all his money on the Mets to win the World Series
1.It wouldn't be a company picnic if he didn't drop his pants and fire a rocket
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